A whole new definition of the word 'hot'

Okay, so I've never read Twilight and d'oh, i'm clearly not one of the crazed Edward Cullen fans. I've never gone head-over-heels for a fictional character, that's for sure. But, from what I hear (which is quite enough for me, tqvm -.-), this Edward Cullen guy is SUPPOSED to be really really hot, or at least, good looking, handsome, pleasing to the eye, etcetera.

And um, I'm guessing, this is the best that they could do?

Hi, I'm Edward and I have to live up to the expectations of over a million siao-pao fangirls.


What, am I wrong?