Wednesday, May 6, 2009

the scrubs theorem

6 Must-Haves In Order To Be A Giant Doctor
(on the pretext of it either being a really boring day or you may just wanna try something pretty stupid)

NUMBER ONE:


You absolutely need a giant stethoscope. Heck, everything you need has to be huge. Which leads us to...


NUMBER TWO:


Obtain a really big clipboard with an actual big form on it.


NUMBER THREE:


To go with the clipboard, clearly you need a big pencil. Duh.


NUMBER FOUR:


I really looong doctor's coat. Or tablecloth. Be inventive.


NUMBER FIVE:


Another doctor to give you the "wtherr" face.

AND lastly, you obviously need a double to do it with you. Reasons being, so that he can be the support within the bottom of the long coat and well. Who wants to look stupid alone?


And voila!



You are a giant doctor and you totally wasted your time reading this. :D

watchScrubsloveyoukthxbai.

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